Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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