Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Dick Chaney

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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