why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Knock, Knock The door's open

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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