Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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