How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Your momma's so fat...

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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whats black. an african american person

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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