What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why? Because racecar.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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