What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks around a bar.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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I went to the store and I fell

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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acuna

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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