Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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