Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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womens sports...

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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