Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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pedophile

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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