What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Wumbo

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A man walks around a bar.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Knock knock

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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