What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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