Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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You.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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69.9

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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