Miscarriages.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Jesus

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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equality for women

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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lebron

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