knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Jesus wept.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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