- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Knock knock

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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