Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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The Holocaust

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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