- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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