A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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You.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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your going to die

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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