Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Obama 2012

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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pedophile

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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your going to die

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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