How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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You're on fire.

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The economy.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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