Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Womens rights

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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