What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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I went to the store and I fell

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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