Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Womens rights

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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your mom

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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