What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

thumb_up thumb_down -68

thumbs up!

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -112

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

thumb_up thumb_down +105

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +51

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Animal

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

thumb_up thumb_down +35

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I like boys!!!!! CC

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I'm funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops