Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Your eye color is very unique.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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