I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Politics.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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