What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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YOLO

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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