why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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i like pie

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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