What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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The joke below me is retarded

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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