What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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