Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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