Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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