whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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