Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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