what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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