What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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