A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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minorities

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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