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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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