why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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womens sports...

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Chikin nuggets

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i like pie

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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