- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

A horse walked into a barn...

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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