There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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