Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock knock

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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