Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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equality for women

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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2+2= 478

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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