Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Gale swallows.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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whats black. an african american person

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Knock knock

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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