What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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