women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Gale swallows.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Sarah Palin

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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