Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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lebron

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Runescape.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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