- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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