A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Dick Chaney

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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