What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Swag.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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