Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Obama 2012

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Anti Joke

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