I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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acuna

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Chikin nuggets

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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The white guy did it!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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