- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Jesus

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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