What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Kony 2012

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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