Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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