what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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