- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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