What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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