Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Obama 2012

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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pedophile

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Anti Joke

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