Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

thumb_up thumb_down +141

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Christians

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Miami Heat.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops