- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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