You.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

your going to die

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

thumb_up thumb_down -92

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +139

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops