Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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who farted i did :]

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A fat man on a moped

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Christians

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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