Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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