Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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who farted i did :]

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I like turtoes.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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