whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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