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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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anti-joke teehee

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A hayride would be fun.

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