What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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The NBA lockout

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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i have cancer

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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