What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I went to the store and I fell

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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