Asian NASCAR.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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clamidia

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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