- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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