A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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womens sports...

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Chikin nuggets

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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