you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Hi Adam,

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A hayride would be fun.

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your mom

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Itookasipasoda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Anti Joke

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