1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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