Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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