What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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I like turtoes.

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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2+2= 478

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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The economy.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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