Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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hi

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A hayride would be fun.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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