- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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