Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Hi Adam,

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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